1. No matter how big and fat my ego is, I will be wiped out by being pregnant. Even in the early months, before I balloon up.
2. My feet may increase in size by 0.5 to 1 shoe sizes. And after pregnancy, stay that new size.
3. The skin around my nipples will darken. Alot. Making my boobies look like bullseyes. Probably so the baby knows where to go when it's born. It will happen WHILE PREGNANT, in the first few months, way before the baby needs to find the boobies!
4. People who have never had children will have ALL KINDS OF ADVICE to give me, from all kinds of sources.
5. I will not surprisingly resent any advice given me from those who have never even had kids in the first place.
6. I will listen ATTENTIVELY to any advice from those who HAVE been pregnant, or are married to someone who was pregnant.
7. I will often be somewhat in denial about being pregnant. 'Cause it's somewhat easier to deal with thinking I'm just getting really fat, rather than thinking about the impending increase in responsibility!
8. Hearing my best friends tell me to "Enjoy my pregnancy" will leave me laughing hysterically. ;)